Saturday, April 11, 2009

So Tell Me, Marcus...




Dredged up this Orbitz commercial featuring Marcus Patrick somewhere on my hard drive. I actually love this little number, but admit I'm perplexed by it. Are they boyfriends? Or was this a one night stand and just an awkward goodbye?

Marcus seem like a human being, not just a slab of beef, here.He's hot, certainly pretty to look at, but does his character match his sharply sculpted body? The content of a man's character is in his deeds and actions. So what does this say about Marcus... a stripper? Does his character shines through as just another Napoleon complex man with an over stimulated libido? He is a little erotic fuck machine, ain't he? I don't know him from Adam, but every time I turn around, Marcus is flaunting his big ole dick in some body's face. How much regard can he have for his self-esteem? I mean, really? Is it all just wrapped in his boxer briefs?

Perhaps, I'm being a tad judgmental. Maybe I'm expressing some deep seeded jealousy (I doubt it.) For me, I value substance. Yes, I'd worship at the fount of his man-root if given the opportunity. (If I ever see him in a club, I might just have ta reach out and touch and old friend) Honestly though I really want Marcus Patrick Osbourne to have depth. What causes do you believe in? What improvements to the world have you helped bring about? What convictions did you stand by? Or was it all about shakin' that tight li'l arse o' yours, gyrating your thang in the faces of every cock-hound out there? Tell Marcus, tell me...

Personal Inquiry: Could you be a stripper? Inquisition
-Ian

4 comments:

thegayte-keeper said...

I would like to think that Marcus is just catering to that part of us that likes to look @ the candy, but want OH so much more...I could NEVER strip though...

Corey said...

...every time I turn around, Marcus is flaunting his big ole dick in some body's face...

WHERE ? ? ? WHEN ? ? ?
I miss everything ! ! !

To answer your question - NO! I could not be a stripper and would not be one. Back when male strippers were a novelty - if anyone can remember back that far- I used to think I wanted to do it, but even then I didn't quite have the body for it. That was just me and my youthful narcissism. I would love to see MP present himself with more depth and character. I actually think he has a very beautitful inner light, but I think he's working it right now from any angle that pays the bills. And if the gays are keeping the lights on, so be it!

Anonymous said...

judgmental, ya think, lets let Marcus be Marcus. Maybe he does have depth, you know how the industry treats faces and bodies. So lets follow and watch his growth.

I was asked to do a couple female parties back in the day but declined. Also briefly dated a stripper, but I could not bring myself to strip.

Ian a.k.a. Darktomahawk said...

Yeah, it was judgmental. I think there's more to him than his big shlong...if he only tried. If not, then just do porn already.
Tell me, my anonymous friend, that you wouldn't pay to see Marcus shagging some guy or getting shagged?

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