Posting Frustration.

Shit tends to piss me off when I cvan't figure it out, especially when I know the answer is rather simple. It's my own fault, I'm trying to do this layout for a post in the wee hours when I should just take my ass to bed, but noooooo.

For awhile now, I've noticed bloggers are able to get pictures centered in a group in a nice block grid. You know, like the Brady Bunch intro? In the past I tried tinkering with it with no success. I let it go. So tonight I discovered another blogger has been doing it on the regular, so I say to self, "this can't be that hard. Lemme give another go."

Merde. A nightmare. I got so frustrated I deleted the entire post save one same picture that I'll use later. If anyone is reading, and is an expert at configure layouts like this, please drop me a note. I'd appreciate it. I come up with good ideas or see things from Tumblr that I don't know how to incorporate on Blogspot.

Wrong Direction

So, Harry Styles got a shoe thrown at his junk at a concert. Apparently, an overzealous fan wanted him to touch something of hers to feel a deeper connection. So you throw a frakkin' shoe at his balls? Okaaaayyy. Y'all can keep your crazed fans, Oh Dee.

Normally I don't appreciate any humor in a man getting hit in the sweet spot. Truly, it ain't funny. If you think it is, then you've never been the recipient of the experience. That said, I was an ig'nant som'body when I laughed my ass off yesterday watching at work. I couldn't help myself.  

Sorry, Harry. I hope your nads are OK, but my disdain for your group, One Direction, is paramount these days. They're everywhere on Tumblr blogs. If you're lucky to know any 'tweens or teens, you're bombarded with their music. Ugh. Enough. Weren't boy bands over in the early 2000s? NKOTB Save us!!!!!!

So semi-seriously, why are these boys relevant? Well, as a middle aged man, they shouldn't be. As my friend Viktor posted not long ago on Friendbook, if you're older than 15 and you like One Direction, your taste in music is suspect. That's paraphrased, but you catch his drift, eh?

I don't understand the fascination with One Direction. I just don't. Someone care to explain it to me? Really. New Edition help, but I really want to know. Maybe 'cause I'm too old, not into l'il boys, and am not a 'tween-aged girl, I'm not supposed to understand. And let's buy a clue boys.... Miss Honey! Girl! (written with the emphasis so intended)....really, lets get with the program. You're gay just like the rest of us!!! LOL.

 For all those young girls, it's bad news. For all those young, gay boys, it perhaps, depending on taste good news. Aren't two members always grabbing for each others' stuff? I've heard of horseplay, but Oh Dee takes it to the Nth degree. Even the boys in my fraternity didn't pull stunts I've observed between One Direction, and my frat bros were very questionable at times. Well, aren't all fraternity boys? Heheheh. OK, don't slam me for that one.

And from what my coworker told me, rumors have been abound for some time. She mention something about "Larry?" I wasn't too sure what the eff she was talking about. Wasn't paying attention.  I was checking the hot guy in the office's ass at the time. Oh yeah, Liam and Harry are boyfriends secretly. Oh, they deny it. One of them was dating Taylor Swift or someone or other. But PLEASE...Let the evidence speak for itself. Observe:

Now I don't know Larry from Harry from Gary to Barry, or whoever they are. I only know that they're young, silly, and annoy me. But, they are entitled to butter their biscuits however they choose. This much is true. So let me shut it down and live and let live. But I'm jus' sayin'??? For REAL? Straight?

Yeah, sure... Really? Not gay?  Uh-huh.

Pin & A Grab

I hate professional wrestling, but think the whole sport is totally homoerotic. This clip only proves my theory.

Up Your Kit ( or Kilt)

 

Admittedly, at almost 44 years old, I still enjoy my fair share of crotch watching. Hm. Should I really be writing this??? What the fcuk. It's my blog. If you don't like what I'm sharing, I'm sure you'll find something better on the Interwebs, won't you? Heh,heh.

 

It's a bit immature and childish, at least in my mind to carry on so, but hey we're all allowed to be our true-selves every now and again. We all can indulge in our favorite passions (as long as no one gets hurt, right?) I have a few collected photographs I'll share in the coming days.

So? What's your fetish?

Tom & the Tumblr Migration

Oh Tom. I don't care what people have said (seen some nasty comments about the young Olympian. Fuck that shit!) you do your thang and enjoy life to the fullest! Do the Mobot. Ha!

Saw this a while back floating across the Blogs/Tumblr. It's cute. I'm recycling some unpublished posts I had save in draft mode. Trying to make up for lost blogging time. Yeah, 2012 wasn't a great year for me writing-wise. I lost my voice and desire for a minute, but got it back last month. I've been quite eager to post for some reason. Maybe because I have more free time on my hands.

 I'll probably make the migration over to a Tumblr blog at some point in 2013. As evident with December, I've done more posting of gifs, clips, and pix than actual thought. I'm still not on track with my thoughts, still not secure in my writing.... So we'll see. I didn't start this blog to be famous (contrary to some people's opinion).

My original intent was only to use it as an outlet, to vent the things that I don't often share with my peers and fam. Has this been a successful venture? Well I laid out my burdens and was able to move on with many issues, yes. Have a encountered a few miscreants along the way? Oh hell yes! But fuck the naysayers. To hell with the haterz! As I'm fond of telling everyone else, "Be YOU, Do YOU! "

Time to take my own advice for 2013.

Caveat Emptor!
 -Ian

Mean Disney Girls

Even though I'm usually not a Disney-Ho, I thought this was kinda cute. Those voices sync up just right with the animation. Ah, Mean Girls...

You Deserve A {blank} Today...

I have no words...LOL

His Junk Wasn't Enuff For Her

It's funny sometimes how people react to situations. A friend of mine was relaying the other day she had met a guy at the gym, they went out for a few drinks, had a few good laughs, all in all a nice evening. No sex. Just an old fashion date. After the date, the called her, wished her good night, and that was that.

The next morning my friend says she awoke with a text from the dude with a picture of his penis. She was furious! "Oh my God! I can't believe he had the audacity to text me his penis! What kind of woman does he think I am?!?!" The end result is never talked to the guy again.

Now I don't think it was wrong that my friend stop talking to dude, but I found it a bit humorous too. I mean, we are in the 21st century and that seems to be the norm with sexting and sending snapshots of body parts. I admit I've done it once or twice myself, not on the regular, but hey it happens... I was curious if my friend's reaction is because she's from another culture (she's originally from old world Europe) or if she just has more sensibility than most folk? I mean look at all these celebs getting into mess and embarrassing sitches with pix of their junk being released on the Internet. It's something to ponder....

As for the piece? Yes she showed it to me. It's not the pix above, but it was s0-s0, nothing to write home about, but I wouldn't have complained. LOL.

Are You Sirius?!?!?!

Hmm. My Satellite radio service has left me feeling a bit perturbed, dammit. Why the Hell do they censor songs? I was listenin' the other day and all the songs edited all the "foul language" out. Really?!??!

This is PAY radio! Why is it the news talk stations on Sirius can say fuck, shit, bitch, ass, etc, etc, etc... but my favorite hip hop song comes on and sounds like grade school nursery rhyme?

Now that's some bullshizzz.

No Mo Damn Excuses...

Baby boys and girls, the time has come and it has started now. Got on the not so-friendly scale the other day and it groaned. Bitch! Um, yeah I knew I was closely creeping up to look like Fat Albert's twin, but didn't think the numbers were topping as quickly as they had. Hm.

Now, I can think of plenty excuses as to why the weight has collected around my middle, but in the end they're all tired lame-ass excuses. Yo Ian! You big sloppy fatso, you ain't hardly cute!

Well, I never!

And you never will if you keep on pace. ....
So in accordance with resolutions and this time oh year and Shizz, I'm starting a new game plan to get my sexy back. (Did I ever have it????) Might be too late to get fit and phine in Oh-Nine, but most definitely by next year this time.

With that said, be on the look out for a new blog coming your way. Oh you'll know it when you see it because I plan to be quite frank and candid with what I do, eat, blah blah blah... Call it evolution. Call it being health smart. Call it whatever, but at this period in my life, I am sick of feeling disgusting and affected by the myriad of health problems raising their ugly head...
Oh! Hell! No!
-Ian

This Shit Is Too Funny!

Now I normally don't watch award shows, I think they're stupid, but thank you Drama Dupree for bring this to my attention on what happened at the MTV Movie Awards with Bruno and Eminem. Oh this shit was hysterical! You gotta also watch Drama's response too (here if you're not on Facebook)! I don't know who had me peeing my pants more. Bruno/Eminem or Drama Dupree.

I love it! You Gotta Watch! This Shit is tooo funny! Poor Zac Efron is like..."WTF? Oh, I won!"

Really Now?

What the f--- Maybe I'm just too square, but who the hell really has a pole in their bedroom?!?!

Chomping The Bit

Just for a laugh. Kinda strange, y' know? WTF!

Hang Up That Phone!

OMG! Dontchu hate it when people call in for the $1000 Cash Call on the Tom Joyner Morning Show and don't know all three numbers????

If you don't know 'em all, don't bother to call, dammit! WTF!

Is He The Village Idiot?

Lawd have mercy! I shudder to mention this story about Dallas Maverick player Josh Howard and his latest controversy. In fact, I won't.

Do a Google or a YouTube Search for his comments... Dummy. Don't realize in the information and technology age, nothing stays quiet or hidden?

Fools For April Fools

This should really be a "What The F*ck" post, but given the day... Look closely at the picture on the guy's ass cheek. Who the Hell puts a tattoo of Robin Williams on their ass?!? Seriously, WTF!

WTF (9): Erotic eggplant

Erotic eggplant
Originally uploaded by mercal1310

Hmmmm. Now don't get any strange ideas. LOL

WTF(8)

What is this bitch doing with a dildo?!?! Guess you gotta get it where you can....

WTF?!?! (7)

Now that's just nasty lookin! Not attractive in the least....ew! If I wasn't already sick, I would be now.

WTF?!?! (6)

This defies explanation! Incroyable ! Simplement Impossible!